Wash and → Kaylee
Wash, tell me I’m pretty.
Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion.
‘Cause I’m pretty?
‘Cause you’re pretty.
Reason 34052893 to love Firefly: Every once in a while, something really beautiful slips through and you really get to see the genius of Joss Whedon at work.
A few gifs per episode | Our Mrs. Reynolds
Bandit - You gonna give us what’s due us and every damn thing else on that boat. And I think maybe you gonna give me a little one-on-one time with the misses.
Jayne - Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature.
Mal - How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people?
Jayne - If I could make you purtier, I would.
Mal - You are not the man I met a year ago.
[Mal and Jayne pull their guns on the unsuspecting bandits]
Mal - Now think real hard. You’ve been birddoggin’ this township a while now. They wouldn’t mind a corpse of you. Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.